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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!