What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.