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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide