What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!