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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.