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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!