What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!