What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.