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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee