Suffer Jokes

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?