Suffer Jokes

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!