Loss Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

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Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.