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Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.