Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.