Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.