How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss