How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.