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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!