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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.