What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.