What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.