What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty