How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool