How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades