How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating