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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!