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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!