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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.