What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.