What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.