What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!