What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!