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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.