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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.