Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the wrong face?

The bartender says.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."