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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble