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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."