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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!