Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo