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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.