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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs