Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.