Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.