Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich