Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.