He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
STOP RESISTING!!!
Ze-bra
He wants to get ruff
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Because they never drink alone.
So you can tell it apart from urine
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
Because he has holes in his hands
He kept picking holes in everything!
It is put in imPRISMment!
Web Development.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Babies grow up and stop crying
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Paddy O'Furniture
