Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.