He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Santa stops at three Ho's
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
They have the best schools for it.
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
Juan on Juan.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
In case you get a hole in one.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
How much their husbands make
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Go chuck itself of course.
A Coke-o-nut.
Because you can't drink and derive
