Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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Vladimir Puttin'
He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
NSFW 18 holes
CATHOLICS: 18
His parents weren't 18 or older.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Russel
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
A naughty bus
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
He got a hole in one
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
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