What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.