What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.