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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.