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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Who's there! Bolzano! Bolzano who?

Bolzano the door!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.