Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.