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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'