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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!