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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)