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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.