What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder