Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.