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Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Birthday State of Mind

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Protein Powder Jokes More Protein Powder Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!