Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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One with plenty of body in it.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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Two parrots exactly the same!

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A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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