Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Guilt Jokes More Guilt Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!