Body Builder Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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She always ran away from the ball

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Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Swarm.

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What do you call sleep walking nun?

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!