Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.

Roy Jokes More Roy Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.