Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Jim Henson Jokes More Jim Henson Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.