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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk