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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.