What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk