What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!