What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!