What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.