What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant