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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.