What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.