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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.