Junk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.