Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.