Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant