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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.