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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant