Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.