Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.