Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant