How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Arm Pit Jokes More Arm Pit Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it