How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it