How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Arm Pit Jokes More Arm Pit Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.