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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Arm Pit Jokes More Arm Pit Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it