What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them