Molest them
I stopped butchering goats.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
He got suspended.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they take a fence to that.
Put it in the back yard.
Rustled Crow
Per version.
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.