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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.