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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!