What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.