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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

Deleted

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.