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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.