What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.