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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.