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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Reddit Gold Jokes More Reddit Gold Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.