What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.