What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it