What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.