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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.