What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".