What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.