What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.