What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook