About two hours.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Kermit the frogs finger.
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Removed
You never get tired of seeing them again & again...
About 5 miles per hour.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
With his EyePhone
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
