About a day
Facebook.
Hey there, whatsapp!!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because he was logged out!
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
For 2 weeks.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
About two hours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Like we're going outside...
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Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
He had lost a deer friend
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Naner naner naner
So we can both sound useless.
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
The girl necks door.
Because they find me more appealing.
The orbituaries.
Because they are really good at it.
Ireland: More bars in more places
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
A conversation of energy.
There may be leavesdropping
