Facebook Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

Removed

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.