About a day
Facebook.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Hey there, whatsapp!!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because he was logged out!
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
For 2 weeks.
Removed
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
With his EyePhone
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Facebook?
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
About two hours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Like we're going outside...
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Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
A PARTY SPLUNGE!
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
New Ears Eve
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Voat manipulation.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
About 100 French people right now
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
None, the two are not a snake
I like to be prepared.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
