About a day
Facebook.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
Hey there, whatsapp!!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because he was logged out!
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
For 2 weeks.
Removed
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
With his EyePhone
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Facebook?
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
About two hours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Like we're going outside...
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OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Beans on post!
A. Banned from the Zoo.
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
He was taking a sheet.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Survivor guilt.
You belong.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Because he was in first place.
Because he couldn't find a date.
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