About a day
Facebook.
Hey there, whatsapp!!
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because he was logged out!
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
For 2 weeks.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
About two hours.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Like we're going outside...
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Cancer.
Cancer. ()
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Pull down its genes.
Boo bees
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Talking while driving.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
The door.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
A conversation of energy.
