What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Pm Jokes More Pm Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!