Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.