Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.