Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.