When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

What time does Wimbledon start?

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