What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.