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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.