When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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Ten-ish

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What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.