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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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Europe

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Because property is theft.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.