Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.