Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.