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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Cistern Jokes More Cistern Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.