What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.