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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!