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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.