What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.