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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.