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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.