What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.