What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse