What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.