How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Florist Jokes More Florist Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!