How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses