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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Florist Jokes More Florist Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet