How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.