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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.