How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet