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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.