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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.