How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.