How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.