What type of train can a ginger not ride?

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's finger.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.