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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!