How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!