How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!