How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!