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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!