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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!