How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!