How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!