Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.