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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.