Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit