Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits