Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.