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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.