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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.