Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits