Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits