Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits