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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT