Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!