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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months