Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits