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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.