What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law