What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law