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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.