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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent