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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law