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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.