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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.