What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!