What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing