What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!