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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing