What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.