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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!