What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing