What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!