What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang