What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.