What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.