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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it