What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.