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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite