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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!