When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.