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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.