When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi