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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi