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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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Who drives it?

The officer.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.