When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.