Taxi Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.