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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.