Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud