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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.