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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver