Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Take a taxi

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud