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Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.