A taxi driver
They already know everything.
A taxi driver.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Removed
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Byte-sized.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
A futility knife.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
A spelling bee.
Calculus
Because they're too cagey.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
A Brazilian
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
