Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.